SAGE STORY

WE WERE SHOPPING IN THE MALL ON SATURDAY, AND AS WE WENT INTO A STORE THE SHOP LIFTING ALARM WENT OFF. SAGE AND I BOTH WENT BACK THROUGH TO SEE WHAT IT WAS, AND I WAS THE ONE SETTING IT OFF. WE WENT ON INTO THE STORE AND LOOKED AROUND. A LITTLE BIT LATER SAGE LOOKED REALLY WORRIED AND ASKED, "MOMMY WHY DID YOU STEAL?" POOR THING, SHE WAS SO WORRIED AND CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON! I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT SOMETIMES THEY JUST GO OFF AND NO MOMMY DID NOT STEAL!