GUS LEAKED

I TOLD GUS WHAT HE WAS GOING TO GET HIS DAD FOR CHRISTMAS TODAY.

AS SOON AS WE GOT HOME. HE WENT AND PUT ON HIS BOXING GLOVES, AND SAID, "YOU ARE GOING TO BE GETTING SOME OF THESE SOON!"

HE IS PROMISING THAT HE DID NOT TELL HIM WHAT HE WAS GOING TO GET FOR CHRISTMAS.

GUS WILL NOT KNOW ANY MORE SECRETS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!

HARLEY DAVIDSON OR ALASKA

AS WE WERE DRIVING THROUGH AMARILLO THE OTHER DAY, GUS SAID, "LOOK MOM THERE'S A ALASKA SIGN." IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. ANNIE BROUGHT HIM A H-D SHIRT FROM ALASKA. HE THINKS THE HARLEY SYMBOL STANDS FOR ALASKA!

BAD WORDS

SAGE TOLD ON LANCE TODAY. LANCE HAD TAKEN GUS TO SCHOOL THIS MORNING AND HE FORGOT HIS BACKPACK AND WAS HAVING A FIT. LANCE SAID (I'M SURE CALMLY), "STOP CRYING OR I WILL BUST YOUR B--T." WHICH IS A BAD WORD IN OUR HOUSE. SAGE TOLD HIM SHE WAS GOING TO TELL MOMMY ON HIM.

AND SHE DID. FIRST THING WHEN I PICKED HER UP AT LUNCH. SHE TOLD ME THE WHOLE STORY, AND SAID HER DADDY NEEDED A BUSTING!

SHE IS THE BAD WORD POLICE!!

FUNNY STORIES

**SAGE AND I WERE IN WALMART ON FRIDAY AND SHE OF COURSE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. WHEN WE WERE WASHING OUR HANDS SHE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE DIAPER CHANGING STATION. SHE TOLD ME, "I USED TO WEAR DIAPERS, BUT NOW I AM A GROWNUP!"

WE WERE WORKING CATTLE LAST NIGHT, AND GUS WAS DOING "PULL UPS." HE SAID, "LOOK MOM, I'M PUMPING MUSCLE!"