NEW CUTE STORIES

I HAVE TWO CUTE NEW STORIES:

GUS--WE WENT WITH LANCE YESTERDAY EVENING TO CHECK MOTORS. HE HAS BEEN SO BUSY THAT WE HAVE TO GO WITH HIM TO WORK TO SEE HIM AT ALL. GUS DROVE ON LANCE'S LAP THE WHOLE TIME. IT TOOK QUITE A WHILE, AND ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH HE SAID,"THE WHEEL IS SHAKING MY HANDS AND THEY FEEL LIKE THEY SHAVING CREAM!" I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANT, I GUESS THEY WERE GETTING NUMB FROM THE VIBRATION OF THE WHEEL. HE DID REALLY WELL DRIVING, AND HE DECIDED THAT HE WAS NOT EVEN GOING TO NEED DRIVING LESSONS TO GET HIS DRIVERS LICENSES. HE STILL HAS A LONG TIME UNTIL WE GET THERE THANK GOODNESS.

SAGE--WHILE WE WERE OUT WITH LANCE, WE DROVE BY ONE OF THE MANY OIL FIELD DRILLING SITES (THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!) SAGE SAW ONE AND SAID WOW A BIG SANDCASTLE! THEY PILE UP HUGE AMOUNTS OF DIRT OUT BESIDE THEM. THIS GIRL REALLY NEEDS TO GO TO THE BEACH IF THAT IS WHAT SHE THINKS A SANDCASTLE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE. SHE WILL PROBABLY BE VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH THE SAND CASTLE I CAN MAKE!!